No man is an island. . .
Unless he's fording a flooded road.

Be very careful out there this weekend.

A new benchmark for failure has been set. Wife (or whatever)-beating scrap of excrement is arrested on a bench warrant at the hospital where the fuel filler pipe had to be removed from his hand!
This is why Bond villains are so ridiculous-real criminals are stupid.
Homer, are you still holding on to the can?

No bias here. Move along.

Heh, heh, heh.

Monorail breakdown. Got a harness, descender and some 5mm rope on ya'? 'Cause you don't just walk away from an elevated monorail.
From the story: "Officials said a possible mechanical problem caused the stoppage." Good to have THAT cleared up. Y'all sure it wasn't telekinesis?

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 
Not goin'.
Can't make me.

Wow. Managed to miss September completely. Temporary promotion outside my career track.
G'on over to Tam's place for some historical perspective.