Monorail breakdown. Got a harness, descender and some 5mm rope on ya'? 'Cause you don't just walk away from an elevated monorail.
From the story: "Officials said a possible mechanical problem caused the stoppage." Good to have THAT cleared up. Y'all sure it wasn't telekinesis?

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 
Not goin'.
Can't make me.

Wow. Managed to miss September completely. Temporary promotion outside my career track.
G'on over to Tam's place for some historical perspective.

In case you needed a reminder that cities suck, this story. The guy made it through New York City fergawdsake, but not Philly. Looks like a couple of guys were up to no good. . .

For U. S. readers; Happy Independence Day, y'all.
Everybody else have a good weekend.

With my right hand to God, I think I just heard someone say that their charity's domain was "dolphinproject.net".  While I respect the work you're doin', that really was tasteless.

IMAX doesn't want you calling anything that's not IMAX, IMAX. Only they get to do that.