Merry Christmas, for those of you who observe such.

Everybody else, TGIF!

No man is an island. . .
Unless he's fording a flooded road.

Be very careful out there this weekend.

A new benchmark for failure has been set. Wife (or whatever)-beating scrap of excrement is arrested on a bench warrant at the hospital where the fuel filler pipe had to be removed from his hand!
This is why Bond villains are so ridiculous-real criminals are stupid.
Homer, are you still holding on to the can?

No bias here. Move along.

Heh, heh, heh.

Monorail breakdown. Got a harness, descender and some 5mm rope on ya'? 'Cause you don't just walk away from an elevated monorail.
From the story: "Officials said a possible mechanical problem caused the stoppage." Good to have THAT cleared up. Y'all sure it wasn't telekinesis?

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 
Not goin'.
Can't make me.