Texas primaries.  Looks like 'fun'.

So, I come in to find The Girl (TM) crocheting 'preemie beanies'. . .


THAT'LL get your heart rate up.


She insisted that I clarify that they're for Random Acts Annual Melee Of Kindness (AMOK) (shameless plug).

So, Iowa.

What's wrong with 'none of the above' for a few years, really?

Oh, well.  We survived the '70s, and we'll survive this.

Good news, everyone!
New content over at Law Dog's Web Log. I love sayin' that, in that fashion.

Merry Christmas, for those of you who observe such.

Everybody else, TGIF!

No man is an island. . .
Unless he's fording a flooded road.

Be very careful out there this weekend.

A new benchmark for failure has been set. Wife (or whatever)-beating scrap of excrement is arrested on a bench warrant at the hospital where the fuel filler pipe had to be removed from his hand!
This is why Bond villains are so ridiculous-real criminals are stupid.
Homer, are you still holding on to the can?