Hey, does anybody still else still get a kick out of referin' to events of their youth as the "20th century"?

No?

Well, we all knew I was a little weird.

By the way, what ever happened to them Articles of Confederation, anyways? That seemed fairly benign.

What?

Oh.

Since we can't play nice, this is the gubbmint we deserve?

Gone drinkin' Back in five minutes.